MP
1885 posts
Nov 18, 2011
11:56 AM
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sure it has been a stormy relationship. especially early on when we were young and i'd kiss her and she wouldn't kiss back and i loved her to madness.
i admit i'd been cruel and literally thrown her out in the street. but she always came back and forgave my flirtations with that east german beauty Seydel. but i wasn't in love with Seydel, far from it. i just loved her smooth maple body. i was a fool. like an old mistress i learned to love her imperfections even though in a hot fever i'd tart her up with corian and sexy red dymondwood to replace her cheap ABS clothing.
we're both adults and she let me overblow her. no harm done. it was rather pleasant in fact. overblowing is not some perversion.
shes' become my best friend and i can't imagine life without her. so small, petite, and feminine enough to break your heart with her toothy smile. my tounge never tires of her. my heart quickens when she is near.
there will be never be another like her.
have a good day. :)
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MP
doctor of semiotics and reed replacement.
"making the world a better place, one harmonica at a time"
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MrVerylongusername
2063 posts
Nov 18, 2011
12:06 PM
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and when she got tired and didn't do what I wanted, I would rip her apart and start performing surgery on her.
;-)
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Fingers
119 posts
Nov 18, 2011
12:16 PM
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Then Seydel moved in with me! and i would never chose another over her! a woman of endless beauty so stylishly dressed and put together! we fit together like a glove.
Last Edited by on Nov 18, 2011 12:30 PM
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orphan
114 posts
Nov 18, 2011
12:32 PM
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Yeah, I treated mine like an ol' porch dog for too long. Always happy to see me, give a quick pat and go lookin' for a lap dog with some pedigree. Ain't like that no more. I let that porch dog into the house, not one room closed to it, the car too. Wherever I go I want that ol dog with me. Ain't no big dog till it growls, pretty quiet till it howls, but always nice around little children. Its a good 'ol dog, its my best friend.
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HawkeyeKane
432 posts
Nov 18, 2011
2:12 PM
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Enter Lady Delta Frost....sashays her way into my belt. Asks me if I have one she can suck or blow. I tell her "I have three baby. A Huang, a Johnson, and a Koch."
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Hawkeye Kane
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MrVerylongusername
2067 posts
Nov 18, 2011
2:19 PM
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I met her dad. A great big fat double bass, slightly unhinged, split personality...
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orphan
116 posts
Nov 18, 2011
2:37 PM
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@MrVerylongusername
He always claimed his best stuff was under the covers. Maybe she got that from him?
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Todd Parrott
782 posts
Nov 18, 2011
2:44 PM
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Don't leave out the Hering Golden Blow! :)
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nacoran
4956 posts
Nov 18, 2011
3:35 PM
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I'm not sure I like where this is headed.
I use Lee Oskars.
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Nate
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Steamrollin Stan
188 posts
Nov 19, 2011
2:32 AM
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Mine is a very special 20, with ten holes to keep me busy...........
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geordiebluesman
502 posts
Nov 19, 2011
4:05 AM
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He He,good thread lads, i do enjoy a good old dirty Double entendre (yes i know that ain't how you spell it!).
I love my German frauline so much iv'e been getting it on with 7 of her sisters as well! no wonder i've worn out 2 pacemakers since i met her!.
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Tommy the Hat
427 posts
Nov 19, 2011
4:39 AM
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I shouldn't have been out, my wife was at home. I swore I would just watch. Everyone knew why I was there, it always turns out the same in the end. Next thing you know the sun is coming up and I'm sneaking back home, my will power lost another battle. Why do I put myself in that position in the first place? I'm too passionate and everyone knows it. Once there,I get flirted with and can't resist.
So I swore I would keep it in my pants, a lot of good that does. I get excited fast; boy was I excited tonight. The mood was hot. I hoped no one would notice but one look at my pants and as much as I tried to hide it, I was sure they could see this bulge in my pants waiting to be released from its cage. People were staring...I was embarrassed. With my hand in my pocket I could feel it as my finger accidentally brushed against it; it was hard. It was beckoning, I was so anxious I swear I felt it move!! Suddenly some drunken fool notices and screams out "Look! He has a Hohner!!!
So as much as I sore i wouldn't, I ended up getting up and playing which I said would be one song. Yea right...all nighter!! I just shouldn't have taken it with me!!!
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Tommy
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the_happy_honker
99 posts
Nov 19, 2011
4:43 AM
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@nacoran: "I'm not sure I like where this is headed.
I use Lee Oskars."
Nothing wrong with a man crush, Nate.
Me, well, I'm promiscuous. I do marine bands anywhere, anytime.
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hvyj
1964 posts
Nov 19, 2011
5:56 AM
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Well, my woman from Tokyo named Suzuki made me forget all about the frauleins. Suzuki is tighter an a man appreciates that.
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