BillBailey
89 posts
May 15, 2010
5:05 AM
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Given Dr. G's forum is seemingly (and lately) migrating from quality harp talk to New Age seekers that found enlightenment at Barnes and Noble, arm-flapping religion chatter, politics and some insecure big egos ranting --- let's talk, SEX!
Let's put the fun back into the MGH for a short time! Then lets get back to talking much more about harmonicas, music, technique, tech tips, stuff for sale, a bit of music history, music cultures, music theory and what not. Might we leave the rest at the door?
Me? Lost my virginity in the back of a Ford station wagon, took about a minute; 1970, no harp present. There were no mini-vans or tinted windows in those days -- but there were come pretty groovy hippie vans. I used dad's Ford station wagon that had rubber mats, no carpet and a set of golf clubs rattling at my head. Fond memories.
Where? High school parking lot; daring daylight hours; wonderful girl (still a friend, still a wink when we see each other). Made my toes curl and perhaps ruined me in some wonderful ways.
Who? Gentlemen don't tell!
Gentlemen are also tolerant, kind, loving and work to make this forum and relationships rich, welcoming, supportive and peaceful. If we don't get back to more of that, why bother stopping by MBH? Frankly, I pretty sick of the confrontational tone in more and more threads; bullying, so-called 'thinkers and seekers' and their vomit of phony intellect, their and outright intolerance and rudeness. That's a side of the ''blues" that makes me, well, ah, blue.
Dr. G. (but I can't speak for Adam) and I often get that all day long in our respective classrooms, when I stop here I want more fun, more useful information, rubbing elbows with caring experts (and God forbid, 'talented' players and techs), warm -- and perhaps humorous folks that are lighthearted and non-judgmental (as Elk points out). I am seeing less of these MBH qualities -- or is it just me or an blip on a small forum in the wasteland of the Internet? Is the community evolving in a manner that is unintended and too often harsh?
Let the sex talk begin...and then end; then lets get back to harp/blues/jazz chat, shall we? Or shall some of us merely quietly go elsewhere...hum.
Peace.
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MichaelAndrewLo
372 posts
May 15, 2010
5:15 AM
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lol. this is a weird way to start talking about harp again.
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BillBailey
90 posts
May 15, 2010
5:18 AM
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Perhaps a bit of humor and good cheers makes the point, MAL, I don't know. Use you Homer Simpson voice when you read the post...
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MichaelAndrewLo
373 posts
May 15, 2010
5:22 AM
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I met this vietnamese girl when I was 17 and an english tutor and the first "lesson", well, we learned more than english. Does that help your purposes? lol :p
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BillBailey
91 posts
May 15, 2010
5:23 AM
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This is why I now play mostly chromatics...doh.
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MichaelAndrewLo
374 posts
May 15, 2010
5:24 AM
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I should play chromatic. I'm pretty good at pushing buttons.
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BillBailey
92 posts
May 15, 2010
5:29 AM
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Wink and a grin -- big grin. Appreciate your good cheer. Gives a new meaning to tongue blocking...
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MichaelAndrewLo
375 posts
May 15, 2010
5:30 AM
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lol tongue blocking really does give me a better tone I suppose!
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LIP RIPPER
219 posts
May 15, 2010
5:31 AM
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Not sure what the year was but at least we had a bed. Funny to think about that terrifying moment in history.
Bill, I find myself visiting much less.One thing that I did learn from here this week is a little bit of mic technique watching Filisko do the Big Walter tune. I found it interesting how the sound changed when he opened one hand from around the mic. I tried it this morning and it is neat. It did cause my left hand to cramp a bit holding the bullet but I'm sure that will go away in time.
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BillBailey
93 posts
May 15, 2010
5:36 AM
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Bingo, Ripper. There are many class acts on the forum like Joe Filisko --and much to learn. Let's encourage them; hang in there, and hope the community applies pressure to the insecure bullies and loppy ranters to take it somewhere else.
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JimInMO
56 posts
May 15, 2010
5:36 AM
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Music, especially blues, and sex go together like bread and butter, peaches and cream. Well you get the idea. Me, Nash Rambler, sometime late 1950's. The front seats folded flat and it was nothing more that a bed on wheels. Always wondered what my Dad was thinking when he bought that.
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LIP RIPPER
220 posts
May 15, 2010
5:45 AM
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Back seats. I recently finished my first restoration of a classic in over 24 years. I have to admit I've been thinking about the back seat. Just a pleasent thought though, I don't think my back could take it.
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BillBailey
95 posts
May 15, 2010
5:53 AM
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Sweet ride, Ripper. Wind in the hair and all that. Congrats on the restoration work. Was it talent or experience? Just kidding. It's simply is a great feeling and terrific work. Have fun this summer.
I once had a GTO that is somewhat like your car. Got drunk once and sat on a beer glass, cut my butt, went to hospital and got stitches. Sometimes I look at the scar with fond memories of a big back seat the bite back.
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paul45
23 posts
May 15, 2010
5:58 AM
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In a tent. Sneak attack by a girl I went to school with....I think it was a pity f**K
Last Edited by on May 15, 2010 5:59 AM
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Nastyolddog
729 posts
May 15, 2010
7:46 AM
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Bro bullshit thread
let me strip it down for you?
Frankly, I'm pretty sick of the confrontational tone bullying, so-called thinkers and seekers and their vomit of phony intellect,
their and outright intolerance and rudeness.
say what you meen to the person you think acts this way???
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BillBailey
98 posts
May 15, 2010
7:57 AM
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We don't need more confrontation, my friend. Everyone knows who the bad actors are and I'm not going lower myself to that level. Sorry, enough drama.
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MJ
165 posts
May 15, 2010
7:58 AM
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I lost mine at an IRS audit.
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paul45
24 posts
May 15, 2010
8:01 AM
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Very funny MJ!!!
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LIP RIPPER
221 posts
May 15, 2010
8:03 AM
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Well, this was fun for a while. Guess I'll go clean the Lovebugs off my truck.
I wonder if Duke Tomato lost his in the back seat of a buick since he makes reference to that in his world famous tune " I wanna tie you up"?
Last Edited by on May 15, 2010 8:08 AM
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BillBailey
99 posts
May 15, 2010
8:07 AM
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Don't forget to clean the back seat, LR. Wink, wink...
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Nastyolddog
730 posts
May 15, 2010
8:11 AM
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Billy Boy you went there with inuendo,
with your reply to thread Buddha and the etheric plane
Does Sylvia Brown play the harp?
Dear Sylvia is a fraude:)
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Nastyolddog
731 posts
May 15, 2010
8:39 AM
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what i feel is if a man has something to say to a man he should say it:)
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BillBailey
101 posts
May 15, 2010
8:45 AM
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Duly noted, thanks for your input, my friend.
Peace.
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Jim Rumbaugh
219 posts
May 15, 2010
8:52 AM
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The front seat of af a 63 Ford Fairlane. Had to open the doors to let the legs hang out. Back seat was too cramped. Late at night on a country road. A generous girl that I never saw again.
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Nastyolddog
732 posts
May 15, 2010
8:55 AM
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Bro i'm cool:)
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Fredrider51
136 posts
May 15, 2010
9:11 AM
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the first time for me i was scared to death ......i was all alone
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BillBailey
102 posts
May 15, 2010
9:30 AM
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@Nasty: I know you are cool, Nastyolddog. Really. I love you, man. Appreciate your time and caring.
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MP
284 posts
May 15, 2010
10:38 AM
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bunkbed honolulu, 1970, blonde,we were 13 and 14 years old. she had the name of a shakespere character.
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nacoran
1870 posts
May 15, 2010
10:48 AM
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1970? Dad?
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MP
290 posts
May 15, 2010
4:01 PM
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yeah, it was a gain.
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walterharp
335 posts
May 15, 2010
5:33 PM
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so the first time was at a high school party outside, the crowd was cheering us on, i gently cupped her round part, and got soundly shocked... ran of to get a pair of shoes cause she was not very well grounded.... then played amplified for the first time with a band and felt the power.
cops came 10 minutes later and busted the whole thing up.
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Nastyolddog
734 posts
May 16, 2010
5:00 AM
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I think it was whem mum bought me a Hamster,
Na?
maybe when i went out fishing i gutted a Mullet Na? don't think it was that either,
yeh thats right i could have been in aunty mollys chook pen Na Na thats right them roosters had nasty spurs it wasn't then????
i remember experimenting with a warm watermelon Na? not that either,
i remember waking up in a strange house one morning with a shetland pony , dwarf Wineo and a Hooker they said i was great come back again:)
Last Edited by on May 16, 2010 6:41 AM
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Rubes
20 posts
May 16, 2010
6:14 AM
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Shetland pony!? .....Dad?
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geordiebluesman
319 posts
May 16, 2010
7:03 AM
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I was a very late starter,23yrs old!, in my mates girlfreinds flat in the spare bedroom with a girl named Dawn who had a body of a porn star and teeth like a friggin horse! one sort of cancelled out the other.
I was so exited i was whooping and hollering till the guy in the flat next door started banging on the wall and shouting at me to SHUT THE F**K UP!.
We did it six times that night, it was like chinease food, lots of courses but none of them lasting very long! then i found out she was only fifteen and had an agry father and two angry brothers so that was the end of that, Ahh happy days
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BillBailey
105 posts
May 16, 2010
7:19 AM
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Hey Nastyolddog, you got any video? Kidding!! Great post, could be a movie ;)
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Kyzer Sosa
556 posts
May 16, 2010
12:52 PM
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HOW did I lose it? well i put tab A into slot B, that's usually HOW we do it right? i was two weeks shy of 14 she was a month shy of 13, and we were in my parents bedroom...(scary, i know)
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Diggsblues
314 posts
May 16, 2010
1:50 PM
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Since the Catholic Church talks about the Virgin Mary
I'm labeling this a religious topic and a breaking
the forum creed. LOL
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Nastyolddog
736 posts
May 16, 2010
3:21 PM
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Yo BB they promised to let me be the first to ride the pony next time i came back?????
Last Edited by on May 16, 2010 6:59 PM
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MichaelAndrewLo
379 posts
May 16, 2010
4:25 PM
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It's ok to pop the forum creed this one time Diggsbluess. There's a first for everything :p
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MichaelAndrewLo
380 posts
May 16, 2010
4:28 PM
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+, the Virgin mary must be left out of this conversation because Adam says so and because mary wouldn't let Joseph!
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ElkRiverHarmonicas
424 posts
May 16, 2010
6:57 PM
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Wedding night... Hey Jim, how come you didn't move into the back?
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Blown Out Reed
143 posts
May 16, 2010
9:21 PM
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I'm Saving Myself
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MichaelAndrewLo
381 posts
May 16, 2010
9:25 PM
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I guess Bill should have specified to be more inclusional for every member: How did you NOT lose your virginity? Where not, etc.?
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Nastyolddog
743 posts
May 17, 2010
7:23 AM
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guess Bill should have specified to be more inclusional for every member:
Who did you lose your virginity with?
was it male female?
was it a animal?
mineral or vegatable:)
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CMo
28 posts
May 17, 2010
8:48 AM
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what i feel is if a man has something to say to a man he should say it:)
...over the internet...
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MichaelAndrewLo
382 posts
May 17, 2010
10:23 AM
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I guess the most important question for ALL of us to know is: Did/does playing harp help you lose your virginity? Does it prevent you from losing it? See, now we are starting to get back to the harp talk Bill.
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Jim Rumbaugh
221 posts
May 17, 2010
7:31 PM
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Well, I can't say about virginity, but I can say playing the harp has helped marital fiedelity. No woman has come close............
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