kudzurunner
1445 posts
May 14, 2010
4:11 PM
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....screw up a forum?
POSSIBLE PUNCHLINES:
a) None. That would take two attack-dogs, a roll of duct tape, and an act of God.
b) I quit!
c) Two: one to get in the singer's way and the other to bitch-slap the trombone player
c) Three. One to make an impassioned claim about a boutique amp, another to call him an idiot without actually using the word "idiot," and a third to email Adam insisting that the end of the world is near.
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gene
470 posts
May 14, 2010
4:26 PM
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Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw up a forum?
A: One. Me, if I really delve into two or three (or more) highly controversial topics that I'm interested in and have nothing to do with harp.
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Jim Rumbaugh
218 posts
May 14, 2010
4:27 PM
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.... to start an argument
POSSIBLE PUNCH LINE
3... one that plays only 1st position, one that plays only 2nd position, and one that says you play all positions as your ear tell you to do.
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captainbliss
80 posts
May 14, 2010
4:28 PM
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Depends on
(i) how long the (screw) thread is,
(ii) whether it's a flathead driving that thread.
xxx
Last Edited by on May 14, 2010 4:29 PM
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captainbliss
81 posts
May 14, 2010
4:33 PM
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Two, but don't ask me how they got there?
xxx
(Sorry)
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JDH
71 posts
May 14, 2010
4:54 PM
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I firmly believe more than one harmonica player anywhere is asking for trouble. I've always assumed that's why most bands only have one.
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ElkRiverHarmonicas
418 posts
May 14, 2010
4:58 PM
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I dunno, Adam. How many members we have here? ;)
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Nastyolddog
722 posts
May 14, 2010
6:36 PM
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How many harmonica players does it take to
screw up a forum,
None. That would take two attack-dogs, a roll of duct tape, and an act of God,, CLASSIC
Three. One to make an impassioned claim about a boutique amp, CLASSIC
another to call him an idiot without actually using the word "idiot,",,CLASSIC
and a third to email Adam insisting that the end of the world is near.,,CLASSIC
Last Edited by on May 14, 2010 8:24 PM
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Nastyolddog
723 posts
May 14, 2010
6:40 PM
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How many harmonica players does it take to
screw up a forum,
1
God Playes Harmonica:)
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MP
280 posts
May 14, 2010
8:25 PM
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the end of the world is near? ADAM, you seriously need to make some new friends. on the other hand, you don't think he/she might have reliable insider info,do you?
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oda
318 posts
May 14, 2010
8:32 PM
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2.
one to express his opinion and the other to be appalled.
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OdaHUMANITY!
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eharp
659 posts
May 14, 2010
9:03 PM
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this is making a mockery out of somebody quitting the forum. and, i think, somebody many of you enjoyed having around.
well done, folks.
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MP
282 posts
May 14, 2010
9:45 PM
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OT...MJs joke. Mark Twains definition of a gentleman. a man that can play harmonica, but don't.
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nacoran
1868 posts
May 14, 2010
10:43 PM
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eharp, I'll miss Congaron. I don't know what to do about it though.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
-YB Yeats
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kudzurunner
1448 posts
May 15, 2010
1:28 AM
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Oda: Your punchline is so good that I'm going to put it in the header to the forum. Nice work!
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eharp
660 posts
May 15, 2010
3:22 AM
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nacoran- what to do about it? nothing. you should just carry on. folks come and go.
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captainbliss
82 posts
May 15, 2010
5:35 AM
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ON TOPIC
None.
Harmonica forums are always screwed up.
OFF TOPIC
@Andrew:
EDIT: it appears you are suffused with agape?
(original content deleted)
BACK ON TOPIC
@oda, @MP / Mark Twain
Brilliant and brilliant! Thank you.
xxx
Last Edited by on May 15, 2010 7:17 AM
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kudzurunner
1450 posts
May 15, 2010
6:35 AM
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@Andrew: Jokes only in this thread, please. We're mocking ourselves as a community in a playful, lighthearted way. Love you! Mwah!
Last Edited by on May 15, 2010 6:39 AM
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Andrew
972 posts
May 15, 2010
7:03 AM
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I love you too. I even love Chris, in a kind of weird, perverted way.
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Kinda hot in these rhinos!
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Honkin On Bobo
291 posts
May 15, 2010
7:23 AM
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How many players?
It depends....are they talented?
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wheezer
160 posts
May 15, 2010
8:21 AM
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It takes only one, the person who starts a thread "I'm a harmonica player, not a musician".........
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Andrew
973 posts
May 15, 2010
8:40 AM
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I'm not sure why, Wheezer, but that reminds me of the joke, "Who is the world's most hated soccer fan?"
Ans: The Borussiamoenchengladbach fan who shouts, "Give us a B!"
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wheezer
161 posts
May 15, 2010
10:34 AM
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like it, Andrew!
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Diggsblues
310 posts
May 15, 2010
1:42 PM
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I like the old LA studio answer.
One to do it and five to say I can do that.
This usually is reserved for guitar.
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DutchBones
368 posts
May 15, 2010
5:41 PM
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How many harmonica players ?
Zero... it takes a harmonica FANATIC to do that.... not a player...
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Kyzer Sosa
555 posts
May 16, 2010
10:22 AM
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change the forum creed for 4,000 other members? one....
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Kyzer's Travels
Kyzer's Artwork
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scojo
12 posts
Jun 10, 2010
1:43 PM
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How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1000. 1 to actually screw it in, and 999 to argue about how Little Walter would have done it.
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Joe_L
361 posts
Jun 10, 2010
1:46 PM
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If it's true that the end of the world is near, I guess I had better get some work done.
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Delta Dirt
162 posts
Jun 10, 2010
2:20 PM
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Only one. And they take themselves way to seriously...take any coolness away from the harp experience when they expound by thesis their point of view. Geeky to the bone.
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blogward
126 posts
Jun 10, 2010
3:06 PM
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How many harmonica players does it take to change a lightbulb?
...only one, but he never has the right gear
...twelve, all with different lightbulbs
...the first one who can tell whether it's gone out or not
...if you don't get Chris Michaelek to do it it'll be completely wrong
...is the bulb blown, or overblown?
...doesn't matter, the room will soon be empty
Last Edited by on Jun 10, 2010 3:09 PM
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hvyj
397 posts
Jun 10, 2010
3:52 PM
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@blogward: Oh no, you're completely wrong. It takes FIVE...one to change the bulb and four to stand around and talk about how Little Walter, Kim Wilson and Rod Piazza would do it.
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blogward
127 posts
Jun 10, 2010
5:03 PM
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Yeah, that was funny the first time too.
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