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Andrew
1428 posts
Sep 01, 2011
8:03 AM
An 80yr old women was marrying for the 4th time. The newspaper asked if she would mind talking about her husbands & what they did for a living. She said "my 1st husband was a banker, then I married a Circus Ringmaster. Next was a preacher & now that Im in my 80's a Funeral director."
When asked why the men had such diverse careers she explained, "I married 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready & 4 to go".
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KingoBad
883 posts
Sep 01, 2011
8:08 AM
THAT was funny...

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HawkeyeKane
146 posts
Sep 01, 2011
8:12 AM
LOL. Not bad!
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tookatooka
2449 posts
Sep 01, 2011
8:27 AM
That's the funniest thing I've heard since a friend told me about someone who got raped by a group of mime artists who did unspeakable things to her.


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nacoran
4538 posts
Sep 01, 2011
10:08 AM
I just saw that joke the other day... Where did I see it?

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Andrew
1429 posts
Sep 01, 2011
11:03 AM
It's bound to be FB, nac.
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