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Fun , way OT / My Old Man
Fun , way OT / My Old Man
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N.O.D.
283 posts
Oct 17, 2010
6:33 AM
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Is as Deaf as a Post a Butcher all his Life He comes over saturdays for the day:)
My Bro and spend all day with the Television turned up to the Max watch a few movies while he has Freakin Sub titles underneath, but he says he has to have it so he can Hear it he Reckons:)
We Spend all Day Yelling at him, Hay? Son what was that ya said, we eventuly yell Bloody Jeezus Dad will ya wear ya Bloody Hearing aids:)
So Saturday same Old Story Dad comes over we Yell all Day no Problems it's time to leave yell at him See ya Later Mate walk ya to the Car:)
Where all walkin out the Driveway i drop a Fart, not a Loud one, The Old Mongrel Looks Strait at me Blipin Hell son ya tryin to kill me i remember teachin ya manners, son
ya better go to the Sh?thouse ya Stink:)
The Bro and I roll around laughing ,we yell at the Old Mongrel all day Freaking television Flat out, and he hears a Fart:)
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Ya Gotta Love Ya Old Man:)
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Greyowlphotoart
137 posts
Oct 17, 2010
6:54 AM
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Ha ha N.O.D now that's what I call selective hearing!
My Pa in-laws the same, should wear two hearing aids. On a very good day he might put one in. Took him along to the Audiologist the other day and ratted on him. She asks him politely do you wear glasses, he says yes, she says do you take one of the lenses out and think you can make do with just the one. He smiles sweetly at her and seems to get the point, then we're hardly back in the car and both hearing aids have disappeared and I'm shouting at the top of my voice again!
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nacoran
3011 posts
Oct 17, 2010
9:48 AM
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LOL!
Ok, my hearing things stories:
Two bedroom doors used to be right across the hall from each other. I was standing talking quietly with my the occupant of one room. The occupant of the other was in her room snoring away. All the sudden she let one rip. A moment later we hear a voice from the room, 'What was that noise.'
(The names in the above story have been withheld to protect the identities of the individuals. All individuals are considered innocent unless you actually smell it.)
When we were little kids we had a club house we'd fixed up from an old chicken coup. The group of us would sleep out there sometimes (we lived in a house that had 3 apartments.) Well, my brother and Shane and Amy's brother had all fallen asleep, and it was just Amy and me still awake. We were talking and all of the sudden her little brother pops up and mumbles something and puts his head back down. 'Brian, what did you say? Brian, what did you say.'
He pops his head up, 'I don't know, I wasn't listening.'
And my favorite... my friends house was kind of a crash pad for the local crew. The door was always unlocked. One day I came in and no one was around. I popped my head into the bedroom and saw my buddy Mikey sleeping away.
I'd recently discovered an absolutely amazing burger joint. I didn't want to wake him, but I wasn't sure he was really asleep. I whispered into the room, 'Hey Mikey, you want to try the worlds best cheeseburger? My treat.'
Nothing... for about five minutes. I went in the living room and started playing Nintendo. About five minutes later he stumbles into the living room and is like, 'Was I dreaming or did you offer to buy me the best cheeseburger in the world?
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ianharpo
40 posts
Oct 17, 2010
10:52 AM
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Post a butcher???? Is that some kind of antipodean game?
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