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Soap Music
34 posts
Jan 05, 2021
4:45 AM
A mouse visits the local musical instrument shop and says to the assistant 'l want to buy a mouseorgan'. The assistant says 'Your the second mouse today who has been in and asked for a mouseorgan'. The mouse replies 'Oh, that would have been our Monica'.
Honkin On Bobo
1535 posts
Jan 06, 2021
6:51 PM
I don't get it.
6872 posts
Jan 06, 2021
8:09 PM
It probably helps to have the right accent.
Our Monica? I didn't know you played our Monica.
10332 posts
Jan 06, 2021
9:23 PM
I once wrote a joke song where I said I'd never harm Monica, a fictional character from the TV show Friends.

A tied piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve string here". The String got up and left. A few minutes later he came back in. The bartender looked at him and said, 'Hey, aren't you that piece of tied string I just threw out of here?"

The piece of string looked at him. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.

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385 posts
Jan 07, 2021
10:35 AM
Keep the attempts at humour coming. Bad as they are, it’s a day we need some levity.
Soap Music
35 posts
Jan 07, 2021
11:02 AM
I wish people would stop picking on my grammer. She died in 1977 at the age of 88. We were all so upset. Fortunately the doctors saved the baby.
125 posts
Jan 08, 2021
5:38 AM
I got emotional at the petrol station today, don't know why I just started filling up.

When deaf people go to court is it still a hearing?

Woman wanted must have her own pub, apply with inn.

My contribution i hope they make you smile
109 posts
Jan 08, 2021
6:18 AM
A seal walks up to the bar, bar tender asks "what will you have", seal says anything but a Canadian Club
Wailing ptarmigan
23 posts
Jan 18, 2021
5:16 PM
Buddy and his wifey was out for a drive one day in the norther part of Montana. They got a bit turned around and unknowingly ended up in Canada. Not knowing where they were, buddy asked a passing horse-rider where they were. "Saskatoon, saskatchewan" the horseman replied. "What? I don't understand" buddy responded. "Saskatoon, saskatchewan", the cowboy replied again. When he got back to the car, wifey asked where they were. "no idea, they don't seem to speak english"
Couldn't resist - I'm part of the Canadian Club.
Soap Music
42 posts
Jan 19, 2021
11:53 AM
Why did the German cross the road?
To invade France.
191 posts
Jan 19, 2021
12:02 PM
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler on a car. I woke up feeling exhausted.
396 posts
Jan 21, 2021
3:09 PM
An automobile and a bicycle decided to race. The bicycle gave up. It was just two tired.
Soap Music
46 posts
Jan 26, 2021
10:45 AM
Quasimodo was walking down the street, minding his own business but getting hassled by a group of kids. He finally snaps and says
" Clear off, l haven't got your bloody football."
Soap Music
47 posts
Jan 27, 2021
2:04 AM
Quasimodo is upstairs and he shouts down to his mum
'Mum, can you bring the wok up?'
She replies:
'You're not ironing that shirt again are you?'

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