Soap Music
34 posts
Jan 05, 2021
4:45 AM
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A mouse visits the local musical instrument shop and says to the assistant 'l want to buy a mouseorgan'. The assistant says 'Your the second mouse today who has been in and asked for a mouseorgan'. The mouse replies 'Oh, that would have been our Monica'.
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Honkin On Bobo
1535 posts
Jan 06, 2021
6:51 PM
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I don't get it.
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SuperBee
6872 posts
Jan 06, 2021
8:09 PM
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It probably helps to have the right accent.
Our Monica? I didn't know you played our Monica.
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nacoran
10332 posts
Jan 06, 2021
9:23 PM
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I once wrote a joke song where I said I'd never harm Monica, a fictional character from the TV show Friends.
A tied piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve string here". The String got up and left. A few minutes later he came back in. The bartender looked at him and said, 'Hey, aren't you that piece of tied string I just threw out of here?"
The piece of string looked at him. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
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Sundancer
385 posts
Jan 07, 2021
10:35 AM
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Keep the attempts at humour coming. Bad as they are, it’s a day we need some levity.
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Soap Music
35 posts
Jan 07, 2021
11:02 AM
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I wish people would stop picking on my grammer. She died in 1977 at the age of 88. We were all so upset. Fortunately the doctors saved the baby.
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knight66
125 posts
Jan 08, 2021
5:38 AM
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I got emotional at the petrol station today, don't know why I just started filling up.
When deaf people go to court is it still a hearing?
Woman wanted must have her own pub, apply with inn.
My contribution i hope they make you smile
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Lou
109 posts
Jan 08, 2021
6:18 AM
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A seal walks up to the bar, bar tender asks "what will you have", seal says anything but a Canadian Club
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Wailing ptarmigan
23 posts
Jan 18, 2021
5:16 PM
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Buddy and his wifey was out for a drive one day in the norther part of Montana. They got a bit turned around and unknowingly ended up in Canada. Not knowing where they were, buddy asked a passing horse-rider where they were. "Saskatoon, saskatchewan" the horseman replied. "What? I don't understand" buddy responded. "Saskatoon, saskatchewan", the cowboy replied again. When he got back to the car, wifey asked where they were. "no idea, they don't seem to speak english"
Couldn't resist - I'm part of the Canadian Club.
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Soap Music
42 posts
Jan 19, 2021
11:53 AM
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Why did the German cross the road?
To invade France.
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kham
191 posts
Jan 19, 2021
12:02 PM
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I had a dream last night that I was a muffler on a car. I woke up feeling exhausted.
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ME.HarpDoc
396 posts
Jan 21, 2021
3:09 PM
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An automobile and a bicycle decided to race. The bicycle gave up. It was just two tired.
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Soap Music
46 posts
Jan 26, 2021
10:45 AM
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Quasimodo was walking down the street, minding his own business but getting hassled by a group of kids. He finally snaps and says
" Clear off, l haven't got your bloody football."
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Soap Music
47 posts
Jan 27, 2021
2:04 AM
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Quasimodo is upstairs and he shouts down to his mum
'Mum, can you bring the wok up?'
She replies:
'You're not ironing that shirt again are you?'
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