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Weird funny dream
Weird funny dream
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Praskovir
1 post
Jan 24, 2010
6:45 AM
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I had a dream last night. It started very innocently - with a gentle breeze. It was nice. I couldn't see at all what was going on but didn't really care. It was like lying in a pool of warm muddy water. I was a happy, fat buddha baby.
However, it didn't last. Things began to move. Water and wind lashed my body from side to side. Softly at first but with more and more intensity as time passed. I started to scream when my whole body trembled as the life was drawn out of me. I made peace with myself and said farewell to the world and just then, at the same moment, my life came back to me.
But no salvation! Again and again I was stripped of my soul and an instant later it returned to me. Some force was blowing and drawing my soul in and out of me. In and out. In and out. Blowing and drawing, blowing and drawing. In horror I realised I was a harmonica and someone was playing on me.
I woke up, uncovered my blanket and looked down. There was this incredible beautiful vampire lady looking at me. And she was confused. I saw it in her eyes. She just couldn't decide whether to blow me or draw out my blood. What can I say, I'm a stud. I guess my manliness is as strong as a vampire thirst. It was a weird situation. I quickly grabbed my harmonica (my new Seydel Solist Pro in the key of Bb) that I keep on my night table and began playing random spiritual songs. She really liked it and started dancing. I was frustrated. That was not at all what I wished for. But then I got an idea. I played Kumbaya. She freaked out (same happened to me when I first heard it). The good-looking, perfectly rounded, half-naked, dangerous, horny as hell vampire lady-godess was gone. Fled thru the window.
Isn't it bizarre when you have a dream and then you wake up and the dream is still there, sort of. I had this situation before. I dreamt I had to pee but I couldn't and then I woke up and had to run to the bathroom. Did that ever happen to you? Crazy stuff.
I'm depressed. I wonder if I should have waited just a bit longer before I grabbed my harp last night. Man that beast was pretty. What kind of a bluesman would miss an opportunity like that. I have to much blood anyway. Oh well … At least I still have my harps, my true loves.
Don't laugh at my harmonica passion. I'm no different than you. I take care of them. Fondle them occasionally. Calling them „my Precious“. Sometimes when I'm in a good mood I even massage their reeds. You know... special moments. Who needs vampires when you have harmonicas?!
P.S.:
I had some free time and I tought I would write something to cheer you up and make a contribution to the forum. I hope you liked it and if you didn't be glad that I haven't posted any of my harmonica playing so far. :)
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GermanHarpist
1054 posts
Jan 24, 2010
8:58 AM
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I don't know if I should be amused, turned on, or frightened? My oncle has similar dreams and he's an alcoholic scizophrenic... just saying... ;)
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germanharpist on YT. =;-) - Resonance is KEY!
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nacoran
864 posts
Jan 24, 2010
10:30 AM
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So the take away is you had a sex dream about Muddy Waters?
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