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OT Musical Joke
OT Musical Joke
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kham
50 posts
Jan 25, 2016
12:43 PM
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A friend sent me this one... Hardee har har!
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F
comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a
second."
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C
is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is
brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor,
and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.
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STME58
1534 posts
Jan 25, 2016
1:16 PM
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That sounds pretty good, in theory.
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Raven
68 posts
Jan 27, 2016
4:06 PM
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What happened to the other eleven bars, kham? This is a Blues Forum!
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nacoran
8910 posts
Jan 27, 2016
5:49 PM
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Lol.
And Lol on both of the follow-ups!
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