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Aussiesucker
1423 posts
Feb 06, 2015
3:10 PM
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a Harmonica player I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the
service was to be at a pauper's cemetery out West.
As I was not familiar with the area I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my harmonicas and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing.

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didjcripey
854 posts
Feb 06, 2015
5:38 PM
Yuk yuk yuk..., or as the young folk say, lol....
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Danny Starwars
52 posts
Feb 06, 2015
7:46 PM
Bah ha haaa ...


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nacoran
8250 posts
Feb 06, 2015
10:09 PM
LOL!

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Harmlessonica
59 posts
Feb 07, 2015
12:58 AM
I guess that's what you call a grave mistake...
cyclodan
106 posts
Feb 07, 2015
8:03 AM
Aussie, that was the best harmonica joke ever. Do you mind if I repeat that one?
Aussiesucker
1428 posts
Feb 07, 2015
12:13 PM
cyclodan Go for it. I first read it using a bagpiper as the musician. It came in one of those joke emails & I just adapted it. Good one to have in ones repertoire between tunes.
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nacoran
8252 posts
Feb 07, 2015
1:02 PM
I think I'm going to share that on Facebook.

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Aussiesucker
1431 posts
Feb 07, 2015
10:15 PM
Thanks all. I took it a step further:-

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BronzeWailer
1601 posts
Feb 08, 2015
2:18 AM
Nice shaggy tail, er tale, David!

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Diggsblues
1642 posts
Feb 09, 2015
10:13 AM
I actually did play at a paupers field once.
It was a song called unknown boy in Philadelphia, PA.
The song was by Juan Avila. It's a cold case that I think has been on TV. The boy"s body was found in
a cardboard box in Philly. The only maker in the the
field is "Unknown Boy".
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nacoran
8256 posts
Feb 09, 2015
1:20 PM
Well that's depressing Diggs. Good on you for playing though. :S

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