I'm with FreeWilly! I already use my shirt to open some doorknobs- public bathrooms, doctor's offices... the idea of people licking doorknobs is send my OCD into a tizzy.
I'd like to but my wife would kill me and YouTube would ban me :o(
I'm trying an experiment to try and work out how to get videos to go viral. A lot of the time it is pure luck and just something that captures the public imagination but I'm sure you can get good hit rates by the use of good keywords and other little tricks and still keep YouTube on your side.
Once I know more and this experiment has run longer, I'll let you know. ----------