Todd Parrott
949 posts
Jun 19, 2012
10:10 AM
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...you see a sign like this at your local mall.
Yes, this is real. I took this picture of the sign in the window of the dollar store at the mall here in my town.
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groyster1
1917 posts
Jun 19, 2012
10:14 AM
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Im sure that sign has brought a lot of laughter,which is a good thing....not sure if that was the intent
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florida-trader
144 posts
Jun 19, 2012
11:17 AM
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How much are the sunglasses?
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FMWoodeye
387 posts
Jun 19, 2012
11:19 AM
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New panties are 88 cents. Used ones are ten bucks.
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nacoran
5877 posts
Jun 19, 2012
12:18 PM
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FMWoodeye
389 posts
Jun 19, 2012
12:30 PM
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@Nacoran.....? Somebody help Nate out.
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Jehosaphat
258 posts
Jun 19, 2012
5:40 PM
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Years ago we were one of a bunch of young couples living in an apartment block.
Over a period of time the wives were noticing that their knickers(panties) were going missing off of the washing line.
A call to the Police led to them posting two young cops to hide in the bushes for a few nights ready to pounce on the culprit.
Anyways about one in the morning i felt abit sorry for them,this was probably not something they signed up for after all,so i made a hot thermos of coffee to take out to them.
At the same time the cops saw this really derelict looking guy,bare feet,unshaven etc carrying a club.gun? Whooho! action stations.
So they leapt out and no to gently wrestled him to the gound ,cuffed him and told him what they thought of perverts like him.
The thermos meanwhile rolled away and leaked out their coffee...
The worst thing about the whole affair was that the thefts never happened again.
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BronzeWailer
639 posts
Jun 19, 2012
6:24 PM
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@Jehosaphat
Great story!
This is going back over 25 years but my young (blonde) girlfriend in Japan found a hand up her skirt on the train, not for the first time. She was sick of being groped so gave an almighty punch to the 'culprit' who clutched his stomach with both hands, winded. But the hand was still there. She quickly found herself in a circle of space on otherwise packed train. It never happened to her again after that.
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laurent2015
269 posts
Jun 19, 2012
6:29 PM
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Panties have always been source of trouble:
"A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart Ciara as they had not been together for very long and he wanted to surprise her.
After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Accompanied by his sister he went to the department store and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and Ciara got the panties.
Without checking the contents Fergus sealed the package (with akiss) and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
Dear Ciara,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on her.
She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Fergus"
Personal note: ooops!
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nacoran
5881 posts
Jun 19, 2012
7:04 PM
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Lol. I must be having a browser issue. The links didn't show up at all for me, not as a broken picture link or even as a stray bit of code. I don't know what caused it. The code is correct; it just didn't display. Just another case when I thought I was going to see some panties and I didn't. :(
Jehosephat & Laurent, that is too awesome!
I was driving down the road once and first I saw a shirt. Then some socks. Then some jeans. Then some panties. It stretched out over about the course of a mile. Someone was making very good time rounding the bases. :)
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