You Make Me A Half A Man The Ballad of Joe Stubbs She Could've Used A Spoon Bad Mornin' Nothing But Head & Sack Wherever You Go, A Piece Of Me Is With You
Honestly, if found guilty, I think the punishment should be to surgically remove one of her boobs. And then try to reattach a new one...someone else's boob.
Front Door Man, (Former) Big Boss Man, Pee Pee Rider, Crossleg Blues, Lost Johnstone, St John's Infirmary, Sweet Home Chicago Casualty, Wang Dong Doodle, Eunuch-ish Boy, I Left My Part in San Fransisco, Lost Sausage Blues
Edited to make 'Doodle' look right. It was too long (extra o). and to add 'The Barbara of Seville'
Last Edited by on Jul 12, 2011 4:31 PM
It's going to be like Lorena Bobbit all over again. She will get off due to "Insanity" and people everywhere will cheer for her and say she is an incredibly strong woman to have endured such hardship.
Oprah Winfrey (Inbetween sending cancer patients to faith healers) will give a nice slot of airtime to the woman and everyone will cheer and clap and salute her........ Though I'd take that over an interview with Tom Cruise any day.
Carved me a piece of meat It didn't happen at the butcher store Carved me a piece of meat It didn't happen at the butcher store That dog ran around on me for the last time Now it don't stand up no more.
He ran around with women Drank a lot of booze He didn't know what hit him Didn't know what he could lose
[Hey, that last stanza wasn't bad! I can use that somewhere else.]
-- chorus
I called 9-1-1, gave them the 3-1-1 I thought everything was fine I called 9-1-1, gave them the 3-1-1 I thought everything was fine But when they looked at me They saw through my 3-6-9.
-- chorus
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"I Gotta Sit Down, Cause I Gots to Pee" "You Married a Man, but Made Me a Woman" "What Should I Think With Now?" "Think Your Baby Done YOU Wrong?" "Don't You Dare Touch Me There"
So it looks like they are charging her with quite a few offenses. I'm waiting to hear that she also gets a fine for throwing his Johnson in the trash when it should really go in the recycle bin!! ---------- Tommy
My wife and I were watching Flight of the Concords tonight. A character was describing violence done by gangster rappers which included "Cutting off a guy's body, all that was left was his dick."
