So it's 9.30 yeh i'll leave now a nice cool morning ride to the Pub to hang with my Bro's takes 50 mins, jump on my Bike cool most Bro's are there when i pull in,
Fuck no sooner do i get of my Bike two Bro's come running out come fucken on hurry up!!ya wanna make some easy money Fuck Yeh,Jump in Brownys car drive out the S-bends there will be two guys hitching Pick them up give them a ride, there going to Sydney to sell some Stash Fuck Yeh!!,
Take it easy get to know them Yeh fuck heads i know what ya saying cool See Ya,i speed of there they are Pull over where ya Going,Sydney cool jump in drive'n up the road every things going cool ? hay ya look like a cool Bro one of the guys say,i chuckle yeh pretty mellow,,,? do ya smoke weed Fuck do i look like a Chior boy mate,
pull over some where so we can smoke some weed for giveing us a lift,cool so i pull into a old Quarie where Dirt bikers ride nothing going on nice and quiet,were smokeing it up big time two Bikes start comeing up the track,
? whats going on here is say looks suss these aren't Bush Turkeys,hide!!ya stash!! two of my Bro's Pull up whats going on men one says,i say mate we been traveling through town just come up here to have a crap and piss just jumping in the car and about to head of,the other guys are being real quite,
? what about you guys in the back whats ya story,yeh mate just going down Sydney this guy picked us up hitching The Bro's Pull an under cover Dee bullshit Sting i nearly pissed my self quietly they got us out the car gave me a bit of a rough up tells me to stop talking shit gave the guys a good slapping took there Stash and Fucked of,
i start going of at the Pricks as soon as the Bro's leave WHAT THE FUCK!!ARE YOU PRICKS DOING!!they where your fucking mates wern't they they got my Fucking wallet with all my cash,
one guy gives it back to me FUCK OF CARNT!!!they got our stash allso mate,OK! OK! settle down where in a bit of shock the other guy says fuck yeh i still don't know what Fucken Happend,get in the car well fuck of from this spot,
so where driveing down the road sorry about that mate one guys says i remember now they where two guys back at that Pub we stopped at i seen them lurking around,Fuck you stopped at the Swansea Pub that was the Biggest mistake you can make Bro's i say,i guess you had a smoke with some Bro's there Yeh,Fuck guys you blew it big time Place is full of rip of merchants they eat Tourists for Breakfast.
Thanks for the Bashing i say,sorry man we didn't know do you still want a smoke we didn't realy get to finish the last one,Fuck after that mate any kind of drugs will do,
where still driveing Ok then Bro's you pick a signe i'll drive down there and Have a peace Pipe,take that road there man Camswharf it looks cool down by the lake ok mate,we find a nice semi quite spot i tell them Brothers no offence but i need to keep People in my sight this time cool they say,
Well Fuck me this Guy pulls out another stash from around his waist Fucking Hash fuck your Crazy man,just some back up stash mate for personale use,those pricks got $1000 bucks worth of pot muthers we will have to sell this instead they had a few onces worth of hash,
so we smoke on i tell them Bro's you don't mind if i drop you back up on the Highway Im Heading back home my days been Fucked up Big time,they Laugh yeh ours to but we still got to go to Sydney we need the cash,Yeh Mate they say it's cool we understand,i let them of up the Highway and Fucked of back to Town..
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I,ve gotta say,as sick as some may think but this gave me a good laugh,Thanks for this one Sparrow,and as for your ques. to Nasty,Do you know him?I loved the comment about asking nicely for the bottle.
Hi Jon this was when i was very young in my 20's i know longer condone this type of conduct,sorry about the Blue Words..ive had a very adventurist life,many might think MBH is Just a forum to me it is a club,wich i think neads more than a President and Moderaters But thats just me with my regimentle life style..
Hi do i know Chopper no but Funny My Bro is called chopper because of his very similar Moustach,i live 20 mins from a pub Chop Co-owned in Shortland Newcastle as i think it was a judge and detetive,But try to keep it clean these days to Old For that shit..
Hi Ev630 it was the Shortland Hotel mate with Detective Rodger Rogerson cant remember the other Party just Yet i think he was a Judge,i used to visit the Star Hotel mate that was the Heavyest Pub In Newcastle get what you wan there no troubles,
He is one of Australias criminal Larikin Legends thats for sure Jon as for doing the crimes yes i would say badass,to Take on the Painters and Dockers Head Man thats a big deal Bro back then no one Fucked with Dockers..
Hi Bro's Blue-F a very basterdized form of English check this out http://jendi.bowmeow.com.au/strine1.html or Just Google..Strine Afferbeck Lauder..you should get a good Hoot out of it :)
I love Australia. Only in that country could a guy like Chopper become a folk hero for being, well, a psychotic thug. Nasty uses the term larrikin, meaning devil-may-care, outlaw underdog - everyone from Ned Kelly to Bon Scott falls under that term.
I love the folk mythology surrounding Oz's outlaws, but I hate Chopper. -------------------- Murray. The smartist formerly known as Elwood.
.Hi Elwood whats not to like about Chopper he tells it like it is i think one reason he is liked is his Humorus way he went about protecting himself his wierd logic on how to survive in and out of Jail..
Hi Bro's and Sisters after my post to Jon Above i will post another adventure of my growing into a better person or back then a better Larikan i will use the F-word again as it is a part of the Aussie story telling formula..
well if you check out the link on my post above. I believe Mr. Chopper himself came to this thread and had some particularly nasty things to say about Jon Sparrow and I believe Brandon. I don't know for sure because the post was removed. But in short if it was the same chopper then he has nothing useful to offer me. ---------- The Art Teacher Formally Known As scstrickland
I think that was just AussieSucker or someone making a bit of a Joke that it was "THE Chopper", there is more than one Chopper in Australia.
I dont think "The CHopper" would take up harp, as they say to play well in a band you need "big ears", The Chopper above hasnt got any ears. He got his mate to cut his off in prison, so he could get out to a hospital ward, cause some guy was going to kill him.
I dont think he is actually a folk hero here, I would say the majority would consider him a psychotic thug....maybe some do. However there is a lot of people curious about him. As he openly talks and writes about an underworld life that normal people dont experience, and it holds some fascination to normal people. He tries to get some robinhoodish cred by saying he never hurt any innocent people, and his crimes were always directed at criminals ( who deserved it ), which makes him a bit more palatable to the average joe.
The other two however, Bon and Ned are definately folk heros.
My Biker Bro and i lived in a small seaside suburb of Newcastle Australia the township of Swansea,we were hard up for cash and behind in rent,
my Bro hears of work down the coast 1 1/2 Hour away picking fruit his old man knew a guy down there said he would let us stay rent free if we worked on his farm when he needed us,
cool Bro let get the Fuck out of hear we lobbed down this Old Geezers Farm he points us to the shed way down the back padock,there fellas help ya self it needs a good clean up might take ya a while,well Fuck me dead we got down there it's a old chicken shed you know for raising chickens,
someone had lived there befor us so what we had was nothing more than what we left well worse a cement floor 1 power point a fridge and a vertical grill no shower running water or crapper and a fuckin incubator light hanging from the roof but it was free,
the Old guy gets us work rings his mate Enzo tells him he's got to reliable workers for him they will be there in the morning,cool we settled into our new enviroment Old Enzo would let us use the workers shower block and crappers but the shower only had cold running water,
so we would cool down in the Dam befor jumping in the cold Shower,then buy a Bar-BQ chicken at the local store on the way home go home to the chicken shed,eat our chicken drink piss smoke shit get up go to work in the morning ride to the big smoke on weekends,
on pay day thursdays we wooped it up big time,ride down the road a few miles to the local RSL Club buy a beer,they let us use the members hot showers after that we would buy Tea at the Bistro,
One thursday night we where sitting haveing Tea i say Bro that table over there keeps looking at us Fuck! of idiot ya Paranoid yeh what ever Fuck head i say go and get us a Beer,
he walks over to get a beer the people call him over he gets talking to them this old guy about 80+ sitting with them wobbles over to to the bar gets a beer,
he comes over to me while my Bro is still talking to his friends says you own that Big bike out the Front son,Yeh mate,i used to race a triumph 650 son,i say shit Bro cool,? can i have a look at ya bike son yeh mate sure lets go outside take a look,
walking past my Bro still talking looks at us he says Hay man where ya going it's cool the Old guy just wants a look at my Bike,we go outside he says i allways wonderd what them bikes go like i say what you wanna go for a ride he says Jeesus son will ya sure Old Mate,
i grabs my Bro's Helmet of his Bike fit it to the Old guys Head he looked like cannon Ball Bill,we jump on my Bike SUSUKI-GSX1100 i say do ya just wanna go for a ride or do ya wanna see how she goes,let her go son he says,it's 730pm at night just getting dark,
i say Hang on Old Mate we might pull a wheel stand when we get out on the road,fire the bike up im motoring out the car park i see this young bloke come running our way i swerved past him yelling out Fucking watch what ya doing mate,
the Old Guy is clinging to me like a Kaola Bear arms and legs wrapped around me,i gets out on the road dumped the clutch where up on the back wheel i just pegged it wide open went through the gears,the wheel comes down gently give the speedo a quick look 170ks still got a bit of strait road left pegged it to 190ks.
i better slow down don't want to give old mate a Heart attack i pull over the old guy is just laughing his head of like a young Kid,you allright Old Mate you Betcha he says need a rest mate no lets just ride back now son the kids will be worrying about me and waiting in the car park i didn't think much of what he said,
we rode back at a normale pace sure enough the young bloke i nearly hit on the way out the car park was his son with his wife waiting for us they grabbed him of the bike didn't say much to me just saying thank god your ok Dad,
they take him back inside my Bro is just standing back pissing himself laughing,i wait for the folks to go inside with Old mate i say whats the the fucking big Joke Fuckhead,the Joke! mate! Im standing at there Fucking table telling them no my mate won't take your Father for a ride if he askes,
thats why i asked what you were doing when you walked past us you said you where going to Show him ya Bike,as soon as his son heard ya Bike fire up he shit himself and Run outside but it was to late,i say yeh i nearly hit the basterd he could of killed us,
we went back inside to continue our evening the son comes over saying sorry about them being rude when we got back, i said no problems mate i told you to Fuck of in the car park when i nearly hit you it's cool,
he then hands us $100 bucks i say whats that for,dad told me to give it to you for takeing him for a ride says have some beers keep the change,the cunning old basterd said he was going to ask you for a ride early when you turned up we said know Dad,
when we were talking to Peter,,My Bro,Dad said he was going to get a Beer well he didn't lie he got a Beer and the ride of his life,
i saw his son about a month later at the local store he shook my hand thanked me,saying my Old man still tells every one how much fun he had rideing on the back of the Fastest mortorcycle he has every been on,See i ain't that bad a Bro's
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Tryharp, thanks for your response. My comments were based on the views of some pals in Melbourne, but if I generalised or got it wrong, I apologise.
My understanding is that Chopper didn't always "tell it like it is" - like all good robin-hood-type figures, he wasn't afraid to embellish where it suited. That's certainly a recurring theme in the Eric Bana film, anyway.
By the way, who suggested Nastyolddog was a "bad bro"? He seems like a pretty sweet ole pooch to me. -------------------- Murray. The smartist formerly known as Elwood.
Hi Blue-F it's essential reading for my fellow Brothers from countrys far and wide to get used to the Australian lingo,,Yo Elwood thanks man if movies are your thing i couldn't tell you what movie it is but Mick Jagger played NED KELLY in a film wich was a very good flick worth searching for,,some more realistic based on true storys check out the Movies series UNDER BELLY tail of two citys 4 DVD set worth a Look..
Hey Nasty. I am really enjoying your narrative and would love to read more. However, I am finding it difficult to read. I was wondering if you would consider breaking your longer posts into paragraphs. It would make it a lot easier on the eye. I hate asking because I have no business criticizing someone else's writing. Just a humble request with no disrespect or hard feelings intended. ---------- The Art Teacher Formally Known As scstrickland
Hi Stickman if i knew how to break my writing into paragraphs i would thanks mate no offence taken im just a chop stick type of writer i will work it out soon Bro..
Hey Nasty, When composing your messages, use the ENTER key to start a new paragraph. It will be more readable. ---------- www.Youtube.com/Jaybird33066
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