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kham
40 posts
Nov 27, 2015
10:10 AM
Here's a couple that made me laugh.

What's the range of a harmonica? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Did you hear about the harmonica player that played in tune?
Neither have I.

and for the last one...

What's the difference between a harmonica and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
root
63 posts
Dec 02, 2015
8:15 AM
What's the difference between a harmonica and a banjo? On a harmonica, only half the notes suck.
Gnarly
1541 posts
Dec 03, 2015
10:41 AM
How can you tell when a harmonica player is at your door?
He can't find the key and he doesn't know when to come in.
Mojokane
844 posts
Dec 04, 2015
12:26 AM
uhhh...huh huh,...harmonica players can do it in 12(?) positions...
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Yes, there are blues in Hawaii.
Gnarly
1542 posts
Dec 04, 2015
11:51 AM
How can you tell a blues chromatic harmonica player's kid at the playground?
He can't swing and he can't use the slide . . .


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