Reverend Jimmie Jive
36 posts
Dec 12, 2011
8:47 PM
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a Sax player fellow on another forum introduced a topic asking the question "does Lovemaking prior to performing on the harmonica on stage enhance or diminish ones energy and or creativity"
He snidely implied that it was probably a waste of time to survey harmonica players on this subject, imtimating I guess that it is generally outside the average harmonica players field of expertise.
Sax players seem to think they have a corner on the Romance thing.
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BigBlindRay
141 posts
Dec 12, 2011
9:48 PM
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Sax players heads also seem to be smaller than the size of my fist. Hahaha j/k
But seriously, its true.
Anyway, I follow the rule any coach tells his team before a competition match, "no sex before the game" or was that "during" the game? Now Im confused and oddly feel like a cigarette.
Anyway, Im sure there are going to be pro's and cons to it. Hey! Someone should do an experiment to see if wearing a plastic bag on your head during a gig is helpful?
Or at least experiment on the cause of putting one over said sax players horn. (No! not that horn!)
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FMWoodeye
123 posts
Dec 12, 2011
10:32 PM
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Once you pass up a chance for sex, you never get it back because every time you have sex after that, you would have had it anyway. I mean, REALLY....I am truly embarrassed to have to explain this to some of you. Makes me want to take up the accordion.
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Willspear
7 posts
Dec 13, 2011
3:33 AM
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In the words of the guy I took lessons from
If you want to play great harp you need to look out into the room
Look around for some girl who you really want to get down with or multiple girls
Use this as motivation to not suck
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Tommy the Hat
497 posts
Dec 13, 2011
4:26 AM
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Well if a certain episode of Seinfeld is any indicator, then I would say intercourse is ok but I don't think it's a good to do..."that."
lol
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Tommy
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Buzadero
902 posts
Dec 13, 2011
4:32 AM
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Amateurs.
There is never a bad time for sex.
Sax can be very inappropriate at the wrong time. Draining to both the player as well as anyone listening.
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~Buzadero
Underwater Janitor, Patriot
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walterharp
784 posts
Dec 13, 2011
7:01 AM
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kind of like having a drink before, loosens you up nobody can tell if you are smiling or not behind the harp anyway!
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LSC
121 posts
Dec 13, 2011
12:34 PM
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What? Harp players get to have sex?? Yeesh, now you tell me.
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LSC
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Miles Dewar
1172 posts
Dec 13, 2011
6:24 PM
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"...the one you pass up is the one you will never get!"
I don't get it.
Isn't the suggestion a tad bit obvious. Everything you pass up is in the past so of course there is no getting it back. Is there some microscopic punch-line in there that I cannot see?
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Jared in MT
7 posts
Dec 13, 2011
9:05 PM
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You only have so many days to ring the bell. As you get older, you can't ring the bell 2-3 times/day anymore. When you are married, bell ringing opportunities diminish at an alarming rate. Don't pass up an opportunity, cause it may be a week or a month before it comes around again.
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The good life alternates between sucking and blowing.
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FMWoodeye
126 posts
Dec 13, 2011
10:34 PM
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@Miles Dewar...
Isn't the suggestion a tad bit obvious. Everything you pass up is in the past so of course there is no getting it back. Is there some microscopic punch-line in there that I cannot see?
Well....if you pass up a cheeseburger today, you can have two tomorrow. If you pass up a blowjob today, good luck tomorrow.
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atty1chgo
184 posts
Dec 14, 2011
10:43 AM
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If you are not having enough sex with your wife, girlfriend, or significant other, that sounds like a personal problem that has no relation to playing the harmonica. And sexual activity having an effect on stamina and brain operation varies with the person.
What a dumb thread.
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geordiebluesman
524 posts
Dec 14, 2011
12:11 PM
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Atty1chgo, what a humourless pain in the arse!
Last Edited by on Dec 14, 2011 12:11 PM
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Buzadero
903 posts
Dec 14, 2011
1:58 PM
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"Atty1chgo, what a humourless pain in the arse!"
Clearly, not getting laid enough......
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~Buzadero
Underwater Janitor, Patriot
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Greg Heumann
1373 posts
Dec 15, 2011
8:59 AM
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Maybe there's a reason they call it the mouth organ.
Discuss.
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/Greg
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lumpy wafflesquirt
486 posts
Dec 15, 2011
10:54 AM
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pain in the arse ?
you are doing it wrong ;^)
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"Come on Brackett let's get changed"
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DirtyDeck
211 posts
Dec 15, 2011
10:58 AM
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They saythe few minutes after orgasm are the most honest in a man's life. I'd say a bitta pre-gig shenanigans would provide ample inspiration for blowin somethin special. But maybe it can take away the hunger, that masculine bite! The only way to coe to a conclusion on this oneis to EXPERIMENT! Let's all get laid tonight!
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