Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit? A: Dearly departed.
Q. How many Harmonica Players does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one.
Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door? A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels like it.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't blow all over a singer's lines? A: Deceased
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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the fu*k happened.
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We were sitting around the band room at a gig at Freddy's Inn in Lake Placid in 1973. Our guitar player was laughing hysterically while reading an article in Penthouse about the types of woman that are attracted to different players. It went something like this : Guitar players attract woman who like to make scenes in public. Bass players attract the steady type. Flighty girls go after piano players. Anal types go for trombone players. And the woman who never take a bath or change their underwear suck up to the blues harp player.
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