Frank
3768 posts
Jan 26, 2014
2:21 PM
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walterharp
1302 posts
Jan 26, 2014
2:39 PM
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"hey, that is how I started the thread"
Walterharp
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Pockets
60 posts
Jan 27, 2014
11:57 AM
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"Nothing is foolproof..... to a sufficiently talented fool"
-Me :-)
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Frank
3774 posts
Jan 27, 2014
6:44 PM
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You don't need to wash your whole ass, just your ass hole - the nose knows...Redd Foxx
Last Edited by Frank on Jan 27, 2014 6:54 PM
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BronzeWailer
1191 posts
Jan 28, 2014
1:39 AM
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright
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BronzeWailer's YouTube
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Goldbrick
286 posts
Jan 28, 2014
9:32 AM
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" Leave the gun, take the cannolis"
The Godfather
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx
careful with that axe, Eugene
Last Edited by Goldbrick on Jan 28, 2014 9:35 AM
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2chops
221 posts
Feb 22, 2014
8:23 AM
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"A man with an experience is never at the mercy of a man with only a theory.". Albert Testa
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I'm workin on it. I'm workin on it.
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Goldbrick
307 posts
Feb 22, 2014
10:40 AM
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Lets burn something
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nacoran
7555 posts
Feb 22, 2014
11:02 PM
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In response to a question about whether he should cut his pizza in 6 pieces or 8...
"You better make it 6. I don't think I could eat 8."
Yogi Berra
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Nate
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SteamrollinStan
126 posts
Feb 22, 2014
11:55 PM
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Lassie eats chooks, "Markus Handingler"
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slackwater
5 posts
Feb 27, 2014
10:00 PM
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"The blues is the roots, the rest is the fruits."
..or words to that affect.
- Willy Dixon.
Last Edited by slackwater on Feb 28, 2014 4:05 PM
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Diggsblues
1435 posts
Jul 20, 2014
10:31 AM
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"let me introduce you to my next ex wife".
"So what song don't you wanna hear next".
Jimmy Bruno
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kudzurunner
4789 posts
Jul 20, 2014
5:29 PM
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"Strive for perfection, settle for professionalism."
--Adam Gussow
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JustFuya
332 posts
Jul 20, 2014
5:50 PM
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"It may not say ouch but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt." ©
- My Dad while I was ripping the hook from the mouth of a catfish.
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HawkeyeKane
2572 posts
Jul 21, 2014
10:24 AM
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A few from the wit's wit, Oscar Levant.
"I envy people who drink....at least they know what to blame everything on."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility...there are so few of us left..."
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddamned friends...they're the ones that keep me walking the floors at night."
"I think a lot of Bernstein...but not as much as he does."
"You know, the only reason I'm appearing here tonight is because there are no more open beds in the mental institute, so..."
(Jack Paar) - "You know, we have a bunch of pills there for you. We tried to take care of everything..."
(Levant) - "I took them. They're nothing."
(Jack Paar) - "What do you do for exercise?"
(Levant) - "I stumble, and then I fall into a coma."
(to Jack Paar) - "Incidentally, stop berating your audience. You have the most responsive audience since Adolf Hitler in the good old days."
(Jack Paar) - "You're an eastern boy, you were born and raised in the east. Why do you live in California?"
(Levant) - "Well, to be frank, the Atlantic seaboard, the waves aren't large enough. You know, I'm a surfer..."
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walterharp
1468 posts
Jul 21, 2014
10:37 AM
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a couple more from Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it."
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
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Honkin On Bobo
1212 posts
Jul 21, 2014
12:17 PM
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Yeah? Well that's like your opinion, man.
The Dude
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Frank
4931 posts
Jul 26, 2014
12:13 PM
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Frank
5223 posts
Sep 06, 2014
8:16 AM
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David Lee Roth on Elvis Costello
“Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello.”
Rick James on Prince
“A little short ego-ed fucker who I had a feeling didn't like people of his own race and wanted to be white and taller.”
Elton John on Keith Richards
“It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.”
Last Edited by Frank on Sep 06, 2014 8:21 AM
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