Jim Rumbaugh
1243 posts
Mar 22, 2017
7:48 AM
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Last night the management at Gino's Pub told me I can't stand on the chairs and lay on the tables anymore......
What I lack in musicianship, I try to make up for with showmanship. About half of our weekly performance end with me getting on a table in front of some new patron. It's become "expected of me" from the crowd that loves to see the expression on the new person's face.
Oh well. It's time to think of a new trick. I could still roll around on the floor, or maybe I'll start a conga line. We'll see.
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Last Edited by Jim Rumbaugh on Mar 22, 2017 7:49 AM
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Sarge
590 posts
Mar 22, 2017
7:53 AM
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You're gonna fall down and hurt yourself
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Honkin On Bobo
1405 posts
Mar 22, 2017
10:16 AM
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Ah, geez. I mean, Dude c'mon, some things can't be unseen. You roped me in with the "table dance" term. Apparently, it has a different meaning in your part of the country. Now I can't decide whether I've just seen a picture of a dude about to give birth or get his prostate checked. Can't imagine why anybody objected to that. Anybody got a time machine handy?
Last Edited by Honkin On Bobo on Mar 22, 2017 10:26 AM
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The Iceman
3082 posts
Mar 22, 2017
10:46 AM
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icky. People have to eat off of those tables, ya know!
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The Iceman
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Goldbrick
1782 posts
Mar 22, 2017
3:58 PM
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get one of those "I 've fallen and I cant get up " buzzers.
Those poor geezers just wanna gum their pork chops in peace and they get an extra serving of ham on the table
"Not quite heaven, West Virgina"
Last Edited by Goldbrick on Mar 23, 2017 5:34 AM
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JustFuya
1044 posts
Mar 22, 2017
5:04 PM
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Isn't prostrate face down?
Nothing wrong with having some fun.
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nacoran
9406 posts
Mar 23, 2017
12:33 PM
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Prostrate prostate exam... actually, I think you are more on your side for prostate exams. I think he is giving birth... to a new harmonica meme. :)
I'd never get up on a table unless I was already under the table. (No, not drunk... under to check to make sure it would hold me. Make sure it's solid construction.)
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