HawkeyeKane
1043 posts
Jul 06, 2012
1:25 PM
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Came across this thread on The Gear Page. Some pretty funny responses on here. Thought maybe we could all start a thread of our own along these lines.
If your amp could talk, what would it say? - The Gear Page
My amp's quote:
"Gibson....Gibson....Lama Sabachthani?!"
(Translation: "Gibson....Gibson....why have you forsaken me?!")
EDIT: This is my favorite so far from TGP thread-
"I understand that the wife doesn't like the way I look so I'm hidden behind the couch, but do you really have to let your kids back there and pretend I'm their hobby horse? I'm a FENDER BLACKFACE PRO REVERB AMPLIFIER, DAMMIT!!"
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Hawkeye Kane
Last Edited by on Jul 06, 2012 1:45 PM
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LSC
244 posts
Jul 06, 2012
1:34 PM
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"I'm not drunk. I lost one of my feet."
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LSC
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Frank
838 posts
Jul 06, 2012
1:58 PM
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was that a blue 3rd or did you just pass gas...
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tookatooka
2985 posts
Jul 06, 2012
2:24 PM
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Stick your plug in my hole and twiddle my knobs big boy. You know you turn me on. (Feedback Screech)
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atty1chgo
397 posts
Jul 06, 2012
2:24 PM
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"who says you can't blow harp through a solid state amp?"
-- Peavey Special (120 watts)
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Frank
840 posts
Jul 06, 2012
2:36 PM
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I love it when you connect me parallel into that sweet little black amp with the tight 4 inch speaker.
Last Edited by on Jul 06, 2012 2:42 PM
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MP
2329 posts
Jul 06, 2012
3:06 PM
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No! Please, not again! i'm an old man! AAAHHHHGG!!
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MP
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HawkeyeKane
1050 posts
Jul 07, 2012
3:38 PM
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"You know...Dad....when I look in the mirror sometimes....I keep thinking that I don't look or sound like I'm from Mississippi. I need to ask you something and I really need you to tell me the truth....okay?
Was I adopted from China?"
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Hawkeye Kane
Last Edited by on Jul 07, 2012 3:38 PM
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JInx
246 posts
Jul 07, 2012
3:59 PM
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My amp is a two watt cream machine. Every time I play it, she begs, " use the extension jack and plug in that old 12 inch celestial."
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SuperBee
375 posts
Jul 07, 2012
4:21 PM
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"take your pill"
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KingoBad
1136 posts
Jul 07, 2012
4:44 PM
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Mine would say "stop using the damn p.a.!"
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Danny
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nacoran
5936 posts
Jul 07, 2012
11:09 PM
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Don't sit on my you fata**!
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Nate
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Noodles
58 posts
Jul 07, 2012
11:13 PM
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My '64 Blackface Champ speaks Latin. "Lemme Attum"
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Noodles
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BronzeWailer
691 posts
Jul 08, 2012
12:19 AM
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Why do I have to stay in the hall, while the dog gets to go in the bedroom?
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Frank
855 posts
Jul 08, 2012
4:08 AM
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I'm tired of you feeding me back, do you have anything else to eat?
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Rhartt1234
54 posts
Jul 08, 2012
6:25 AM
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"Get off me!"
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paul45
112 posts
Jul 08, 2012
7:26 AM
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Could you please ask those guitars to turn down, your F*****G KILLING ME!!!
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Frank
859 posts
Jul 08, 2012
7:27 AM
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Your "WammerJammer" needs some work son...
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Frank
861 posts
Jul 08, 2012
9:45 AM
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I wish you'd do me like Dennis do me...
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Joe_L
1918 posts
Jul 08, 2012
12:48 PM
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How about, "get off the Internet and play some..."
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rogonzab
74 posts
Jul 08, 2012
3:53 PM
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"Another warble?!?"
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